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Oh, hello there. I guess you want to know who I am. I mainly create ambient music and voice act here on NG. Occasionally youll see me produce some silly animation or game. If you want to chat or something, send me a spanky danky PM. *Sig by Magical-Zorse*

Nick Sumbles @FatKidWitAJetPak

27, Male

Apple & Entrepreneur

Whats a... school?

Little Rock, AR

Joined on 7/28/07

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pink floyd is the shit

HELL YES

Man, I can't wait to start working with you! But sadly, there's other bull crap in the way....But don't worry! i'll shit it out soon enough! (:

(: :) D: :D ( . Y . )

COOL

Hmm, I could be interested in doing art!

<a href="http://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/bl00db47h/mutilate">http://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/bl 00db47h/mutilate</a>

That is one of my art pieces that I am more proud of making.

Well, I am looking for more professional looking art. Thanks though for being interested. Perhaps you could draw items?

Eh, I guess so. Like what kind of of items? Toasters? Rubber Duckies? Blow up dolls of Megan Fox?

A blow up doll of Megan Fox sounds amazing. If you draw that i will put it in the game, but you wont be co authored or anything. I will credit you :)

David Gilmour=Sex

Indeed. His fingers craft the most amazing guitar solos in the universe. Imagine having him finger you... ohhhhh yeeeeaaaaahhhh

If you're happy and you know it clap your hands!

I dont have any hands, i lost them in the war.

Your userpic is sexy

Yeah, it was made by some faggot.

What ever happened to leaving newgrounds like we wanted you to do.

What ever happened to the good trolls. Come on I want original offensive comments here! DAMMIT! YOU DONT CARE ABOUT ME! WELL YOU KNOW WHAT FUCK YOU.

^WOW WAY 2 PWN HIM Dr.Pain of ULTIMATEPWNAGE and the LOCK LEGION...ur name is Dr.PAIN becux u HURT PEOPLE&gt;......oooo

Now thats more like it.

DURP, I'M A PINK FLOYD FAN, LOOK, THEY MADE A MUSIC VIDEO FOR THIS ONE

That's a scene from The Wall, you raging vagina.

Your right! I am a raging vagina, a sexy one at that. However, you are wrong about it not being a music video. The Wall movie IS a music video for their album The Wall

I dont think your the pink floyd fan you say you are!

...why would you lie to me like that? :(

now i want to watch the wall.

I actually havent seen it yet, I want to listen to more of pink floyd to fully understand their songs. i have the albulm, but the movie is really freaking trippy and hard to understand so in order to understand it as much as I can, I am going to try and understand the music.

Hey! Your whistle's finally higher than silver!

Lol yeah. Ive been working on that for like oh I dont know 500 years?

I WIN

http://www.fatfaggotwitabowlcut.n ewgrounds.com

That wins actually, but nice try D:

i cum in 2nd? :(

TOO MUCH CUM, NO SECOND.

I just am curious....why did stalagmite create a song about hating you?

I believe it was about loving me, and either way it cracked me up.

I know Cristo is looking 4 a new VA
<a href="http://cristo.newgrounds.com/">http://Cristo.newgrounds.com/</a>

Sweet thanks for the link.

&quot;Sweet, thanks for link&quot; said fatKid before he took another sip of his vodka. His doctor told him no, and he knew it. Even the link the knew it.

It redirected him to a site saying vodka was one of the leading causes of deaths in fat kid land. Interested, fat kid read more.

&quot;It appears that vodka is linked to breast growth&quot;, it read. Fat kid suddenly dropped his vodka and ran to the mirror.

Suddenly, they popped out.

"bonk"

Should have had a v8 GOD DAMMIT.

I turned to look and it gone,
I cannot put my finger on it now.
The child is grown, the dream is gone.

Such a haunting yet beautiful song.

There was was a man with a very large hat.
He walked into a pet store to buy a cute cat.
He stepped throguh the door and onto the mat.
But then he no longer had a very large hat.

El Fin

It's good to know you're back. If I ever need any voice acting, I'll make sure I contact you first. If that's OK with you, of course.

Huh? I dont voice act D:

I think I'll run up and fuck some sheep

"I think I'll run up and fuck some sheep" the little boy said as he stood gleaming his face in the sunlight. He pranced out the door and twisted and twirled in the grass. "...Hey hang on a second!" I startled. I ran after the boy in confusion and grabbed his shoulder. I leaned down to his eye level and said, "Itsbroken2! Where on earth did you learn that nasty word?" I asked. "Oh well the sluts down in deh city asked me if I wanted to fuck em' and I told em' I'd love ta git som of dat pussy. Dey taugh me a lot o new words and shit."

I stood in terror staring at this little boy who before was just a cute little kid who enjoyed collection wildflowers. "Let's have a talk with these so called sluts..." We got into my old slugbug and drove away from the farm that we lived on. He started staring at the sheep and got a tremendous boner. I shivered and tried concentrating on the road.

After 40 minutes of driving we got to the city. "Where were these sluts you talked to?" i asked him. "Dey be over by deh strip club dog". Just barely understanding his response, I made my way to the strip club. Standing in the parking lot were a pair of fine looking hookers dressed up in shiny clothing and showing their bras. I walked over to them and put my hands on my hips.

"Did you teach this little boy how to fuck?!" I asked. "Yo bet boy, yah want some puzzy?" they said. Unable to understand them, I automatically assumed they were responding in threats so I punched one of them in the face. She got out her gun and shot me. Thats why I am in this hospital telling you, Itsbroken, why you shold have never done anything with those hookers.

"I think I'll run up and fuck ome sheep," he said to me.

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