*If you read everything below and comment, you get no special thing whatsoever besides a sarcastic and meaningless response to your comment... but hey go ahead and pat yourself on the back*

I would like to bring your attention to a sarcastic point n click comedy adventure I am working on called "McFargles: The Quest for The Pinecone Slushy." It is an adventure game about a teenager who is forced to work at the crappiest fast food restaurant on the face of the planet because he was accused of stealing toilet paper from the local grocery store. The first day he works there, a homeless man demands that he make him a pincecone slushy. Because the policy is that the customer is always right, he has to fulfill his ridiculous order and search the city for ingredients to this slushy. Use your amazing abilities of look, talk, touch, and walk to roam around this sarcastic fun filled adventure and please this man. Currently my friend Alex Hall and I are writing the game and should be finished shortly.

Here is the intro script of the game! *All scripts and level designs will be posted in the thread for people who are curious and sent to the main people working on the game*

Here is the collaboration thread!
*All discussions, data, and other stuff about the game will be posted there. Head on over and make a post about what you can offer! :)

So far we have these lovely people helping us.

___DIRECTOR / WRITER / VOICE ACTOR___

FatKidWitaJetPak *Nick S*
FatFaggotWitABowlCut *Alex H*

___ANIMATION___

14hourluncbreak *?* - Minigames And Acid Trip
ebolaworld *Sam T* - Cutscenes

So far we need these lovely people to help us.

___ANIMATION___

??? - Main Artist And MISC Art
??? - Background Arist And MISC Art

___PROGRAMMING___

??? - Main Programmer
??? - Possible Co Programmer

___VOICE ACTORS___

??? - MISC Characters and Main Characters
??? - MISC Characters abd Main Characters

And best of all, you will get paid when we get a sponsor! Everyone will get a certain % of the profits made based on what you did. Good luck guys! Let me know if your interested and we can get this awesome game on the road.

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In other news, I am 18! This means I can start smoking, go to jail, buy porn, and am legally a sex offender if I date anyone under 18! ISNT THAT JUST AWESOME?! My birthday was err.. pretty awful. I crashed my car into another car, falling asleep while driving. Apparently I have a mild form of narcolepsy. Luckily, I was wearing a seatbelt and no one was hurt. The guy's car I hit was only dented a little and insurance covered that, but my car is totalled. Not to worry though, as if anyone cares anyway, I am handling it. Also, I broke my laptop! My screen cracked open hurray! MAN I LOVE BEING 18!!!!!

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In otherty other news, I might be working with JAZZA OMFGLOLZ. I sent in a voice acting script and he will get back to me shortly. Anyway, I entered this talent show thing with my YoYo... apparently I won and I have NO IDEA why. People before me had an actual talent. You know, singing, playing a musical instrument, things that require REAL talent. Now why on earth did I win with a plastic circle on orange string?

Oh and im making something with Thundaboom16... its going to look something like the pic below and give you an orgasm. Its about a duck named Slappy.

/ massive news post