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Oh, hello there. I guess you want to know who I am. I mainly create ambient music and voice act here on NG. Occasionally youll see me produce some silly animation or game. If you want to chat or something, send me a spanky danky PM. *Sig by Magical-Zorse*

Nick Sumbles @FatKidWitAJetPak

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Apple & Entrepreneur

Whats a... school?

Little Rock, AR

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FatKidWitAJetPak's News

Posted by FatKidWitAJetPak - January 28th, 2011

Well, I am turning 19 today, *as if anyone cares lmao*.

Oh yeah, and I got Dead Space 2 and free tickets to the jockeys club at the horse races tomorrow. SHWEET.

***New music coming out soon***

Well hey, heres some ice cream cake for everyone:

It's Ma Birthday Today

Posted by FatKidWitAJetPak - January 13th, 2011

Hey, here is serious question for you: If I sold an ambient album for ten bucks here at the NG store with about 12 tracks, each 4 - 9 minutes long, would you buy it? It would have a nice booklet filled with detailed album art done by Chris Blackall. The album would be titled "N" because the album goes into your mind and lets you listen to your subconscious through meditation. It's a real experimental, trippy, and poetic album.

The songs would be like this:

http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen /388860

and this:

http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen /368729

and this:

http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen /315753

So yeah, comments would be greatly appreciated.

Also, If you are a voice actor and want to try proving your skills here on Newgrounds, then you should totally join the 6th voice acting contest. We have had some really awesome talent show up in every contest, and had some real fun in the thread. In each contest I create a simple and specific list of rules that everyone must follow while creating their own voice acting skit. Read the thread here! I am sure you will be able to be really creative with the criteria.

If you end up winning, here is what you will get!

1st Place - $60 + Fabulous Front Page

2nd Place - $40 + Delicious Front Page

3rd Place - $20 + Sexy Front Page

4th Place - $0 + Fapping Front Page

And hey, we need some more judges :)

I hope that I will be able to get as good as this guy someday...

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Posted by FatKidWitAJetPak - December 30th, 2010

Thread here with all the info you need -> NG Voice Acting Contest -6-


If you are a voice actor and want to try proving your skills here on Newgrounds, then you should totally join the 6th voice acting contest. We have had some really awesome talent show up in every contest, and had some real fun in the thread. In each contest I create a simple and specific list of rules that everyone must follow while creating their own voice acting skit. Read the rules below! I am sure you will be able to be really creative with the criteria.

[ - - - RULES - - - ]

- Each entry needs to be a minimum of 2 minutes long and a maximum of 6 minutes long.

- Each entry must be about WINTER. This can be about Christmas, snowmen, a man going on a quest to capture the candycane princess, a depressed gingerbread man wishing he had more of a point in life that feeding people, and lots lots more. Be creative!

- Each entry must have at least 3 different voices.

- Each entry must be submitted by Janurary 10th, 11:59PM

- Each entry can be a comedy or a serious skit, but they must be your own material or a parody.

- No one may help you with your entry. You must do everything by yourself.

- All sounds effects and music must be royalty free. No copyright material is allowed.

- All entries must be sent to the NG audio portal. If you are banned, get a friend to submit it for you.

- Disobeying any rules will result in disqualification.

[ - - - THESE ARE THE PRIZES - - - ]

If you end up winning, here is what you will get!

1st Place - $60 + Fabulous Front Page

2nd Place - $40 + Delicious Front Page

3rd Place - $20 + Sexy Front Page

4th Place - $0 + Fapping Front Page

Prizes are subject to go up by the way! If we get any donators, that'd be awesome! These prizes are most likely coming out of my own pocket because Tom Fulp is really busy this year. I will send him a PM and see where it goes. He has sponsored the previous contests and paid the prizes, so he deserves a break!


We ALWAYS need judges, preferably a maximum of 5. Any more judges and this contest would take a lot longer to... well judge. Please note that if you do want to be a judge, results will be expected in ONE WEEK. Any longer and you will be disqualified as a judge.

If you would like to judge, send me a wholesome PM and I will explain to you the simple step by step process.

Just to clarify, THE DEADLINE IS FEBRUARY 1ST 11:59PM NG TIME. No exceptions

Well guys, good luck. If you need any help feel free to PM me. Let's get this contest started!

Posted by FatKidWitAJetPak - December 15th, 2010

Hey guys, I just wanted to let you all know that "Tootsie Roll Dysfunction" is out! It is actually called "Mongolian Erectile Dysfunction" but the Ng character limit fucked me up on that one. FFFFFF. I hope you all enjoy it. Took a few month to put together.

OH SWEET BOOBS COVERED IN OIL. Front page baby, mmm thanks Tom you sexy man.

See the original commercial here:


About three months ago.. err.. ok how do I explain how this idea came up? Well, I was sitting on a couch at 4AM in the morning with my friend Alex talking about random flash cartoon ideas. We came up with some pretty ridiculous ideas like "The Party Dinosaur" and ideas like that had me questioning my sexuality... ANYWAY we gave up and decided to go to sleep. About ten minutes later, I woke Alex up and did a little improv skit about the tootsie roll pop commercial. Don't ask why I did an improv skit, I JUST DID OK. So then he threw in some more concepts like that the turtle should have "Mongolian Erectile Dysfunction" and after a few hours of writing this dark comedy on my computer, I voiced everything together in my dorm and BOOM.

Yes that's right, I did all the voice acting in my dorm. Don't ask why I voiced this in my dorm where everyone could hear me, I JUST DID OK. I sent it over to Sh0t-D0wn and after a handful of PMs back and forth it was 90% done. I took the animated movie, took out all the glitches, made a nice little pre-loader, edited some stuff, and abra kadabra the movie was done.

Well, I am so glad that this movie is done! It wouldn't have been possible without the amazing animating talents of Sh0t-d0wn. We have been working on this flash for the past month now and have finally gotten everything together. After crashing over 50 times, here is the final outcome!

Expect more things from us in the future. I think we make a great team.

Tootsie Roll Pop Parody Is Out! - Mongolian Erectile Dysfunction.

Posted by FatKidWitAJetPak - November 29th, 2010

Well, the tootsie roll pop parody is almost finished. Sh0t-D0wn and I have been working on it for about two months now. He has been gruesomely animating all of the audio work I sent him along with the full script. It should come out to be somewhere between three and four minutes long. I have searched everywhere and have found that no one has done something like this before... so for once, and original movie is about to be released onto the portal... now hopefully you guys will enjoy our psychopathic pedophile humor.

In other news, I got top of the week with my new song Crowds. It is the 5th song for an album I am creating. You can listen / download to everything on the album so far here. It won't be there for long guys, so grab the freebies while you can! I just came out with two small cartoons that I voice acted for a long time ago with carbonwater and Nicholas-Deary. They can be checked out here.

In real life news, I just became a member of the Pi Kappa ALpha fraternity and am loving every bit of it. Its going to get me tons of connections, brothers for life, help me through college, and bring me to all the awesome kickass pike parties. I am still working on my audio album and it should be done around the end of the year. I am trying to find inspiration in the nature around me since I live in such a beautiful state. Right now, Fall is showing the true colors of Arkansas and i am going to write about three songs dedicated to its mood. So far, the first 5 songs mainly revolve around the isolated feelings of Winter. I found an old warehouse full of hundreds of pieces of audio equipment including VSTs, Plugins, Synthesizers, Modules, Midi Controllers, Speakers, and even some old 1950's original synthesizers that work entirely out of rubber bands and plastic! The owner is lending me the warehouse to make a few songs, it is going to be awesome learning all of this stuff!

Some of you are probably wondering, what ever happened to Jeff the Dinosaur and McFargles? Well, those two projects will be made like I said... but are so complicated, I have run into some major problems. I might need to split up Mcfargles into 3 chapters and Jeff will probably be made into a 5 minute long cartoon for an animation festival. I appreciate everyones support on these two things, and will be very very happy once they are finished :)

Now then... check out this amazing stop motion animation. It's pretty awesome.

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And here is a picture of Mr. Owl for your jacking off pleasure.

Tootsie Roll Pop Commercial Parody with Sh0t-D0wn + Music

Posted by FatKidWitAJetPak - November 8th, 2010

Gagsy Fan Fiction Created For Halloween Writing Contest, If you hate reading scroll down after the story to check out some DRONE MUSIC AND FLASH COMEDY STUFF. Comments appreciated. Oh yeah, and check out this video...

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Here is my story when your ready:

Gift of Nature

Everyday I sit here in my torn, dull chair and stare into the pixilated light of my computer screen. The blinds on my window are always closed, for I have no reason to associate myself with the outside world more than I need to. I find joy and satisfaction from opening my laptop, curling my hands against the smooth, plastic surface of my computer mouse. The world of the Internet is greater than the reality of where I live. I find no joy in talking to the pathetic morons that walk my neighborhood. They are all fucking idiots, every single one of them. The very aura that perpetuates the existence of humanity seems to grow colder, dumber, and more arrogant as time progresses through my seemingly nonexistent life. Ironically, I must force myself out of the warm, inviting world of isolation and make myself presentable for these beings in order to work for them at the place that I must refer to as, "my job". The red glow from my alarm clock stares into my baggy eyes. I head out my door, get into my car, and go into the reality I am forced to live in.

I drive down the open road, watching the trees pass by in a blur of color. Nature has always called out to me, pushing me forward in life, even as I feel nothing but pure emptiness in my heart. It is the only thing that keeps me going. Sometimes I find myself stepping outside to enjoy the sky for a small, relaxing escape. When all is quiet, I go out into the night and walk past the tiny streaks from street lights that paint its strange shadows. Every since I was a little girl, I have looked up into the stars and gazed upon them. The twinkling balls of white cluster together, forming a never-ending universe of bewilderment and chaos. They sit so still in the quiet sky, yet far away on a distant world they may not be there. Their forms travel across the universe, past all of its wonder, and look into my eyes. They smile at me and caress my body. I see them as they see me, and for an instant I am one with the stars.

I like to close my eyes and fly off ahead into the milky shadows. They carry me into their arms, and I watch as the earth below me gets smaller and smaller until it is but a marble in the abyss of the unknown. I float in a never-ending picture of twisting light and forms that piece together everything that once was and will be. They sit, undiscovered, unlooked upon by any eye, untouched by any soul, forgotten and left behind in the dust of space. I reach my hand out and try to hold them against my weak body, but cannot. I am trapped here, inside these bars, looking out upon the stars that confuse my spirits. I wish I could fly.

A tear rolls down my cheek, and I pull in front of the bricked building where I work. I walk through the annoying, automatic doors and am immediately greeted at the register with the start of a conversation from some stranger whom I have no regard for whatsoever. She talks about how it is her grandson's birthday. I don't give a flying fuck. Take your fucking bags and leave. Stop talking. I force a smile on my face and sigh as she walks out the door. Don't get me wrong; I have tried to enjoy these people. I have tried to enjoy my job. I have tried to love. I have tried to like, even. Everything has seemed to decrease down to an immense feeling of annoyance, however, and I hate. I hate the snotty customers who walk in and overwhelm me with their massive, egotistical thoughts, paying with hundred dollar bills and talking about traveling to Rome for the weekend. I hate the drunk customers who slur their words together and spit on the counter, making it impossible for me to understand anything they say. I hate the foreign customers who speak terrible, broken English. I hate the elderly people who are half deaf, making a loud smacking noise with their gums as they talk. I hate my boss, my boss's wife, the horrid, shrill noise of the telephone ringing, and drivers who come in and talk about rubbish. The flickering light of the ceiling screams at me when I try to concentrate. The workers have nothing in common with me. The bathrooms here are disgusting. There are no windows. The air smells like shit.

I stare at my shaking fists. Everything goes black. The world turns around me. The streets outside become covered with a thick, musky blood. Black spiders stretch themselves towards the sky, and begin to devour the essence of everything around me. Buildings float in the air, their boards and bricks bursting into the pitch, black abyss below. Orbs of darkness engulfed the sun. A black hole of purple fire emerges within the earth and devours everything, sucking it into a puddle of black gunk and terror. Screeching noises pour into my ears as the ground shakes below me. Pillars of dead bodies shoot from the ground and surround me. The wonderful witch arrives and begins to destroy me. I fall.

White branches excel themselves upwards, downwards, leftwards, rightwards, and every wards I can describe. Little bugs crawl through the streams of grey and stare at me. I am not welcomed with a glorified hello. I am judged with negative screams and corruption. They jump off their branches, and begin to tackle me to the ground. My eyes melt underneath their acid. My face rips apart from their teeth. Millions of tiny saws begin to chop away at my body as seven billion eyes watch in delightfulness. They laugh at me as I sink into the abyss. I am helpless in their grasps, and they love every moment of it. They love to whisper things into my ear. They enjoy me dead. "Where is your God now?" "The world doesn't need you" "You are worthless" "You will never amount to anything" "Slit your wrists and spray the walls with your blood!" "DIE" "FUCK OFF" "YOU ARE PATHETIC" "YOU ARE WEAK" "YOU WILL NEVER FIND LOVE" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA-"

"Excuse me, but I have a question abou-" a man in front of me says. I lift my head up and scream. I grab a pair of scissors and stab him in the face. His eyes close as the blood spits out of his forehead, spraying my body with a mist of red. He falls backwards with the lines of thick muck and collapses with it against the hard floor. A long exasperated breath escapes his throat as he slowly moves his arms through the thin air. A dark, red puddle forms underneath his dying body while his eyes whiten and stare into the plain, dull color of the carpet. I always hated the carpet. Its bland, unexciting colors make me want to barf. The fresh coat of paint that now covered it was a large improvement. I breathe heavily and grind my teeth together. I look up as sweat rolls down my forehead. I hold onto the counter and laugh. For once, I finally feel fucking happy. I feel so amazing. I feel so powerful. I swish my body around, staring at two people who were approaching the register.

I jump over the counter and run at them. Their shocked expressions please me. I rip a metal shelf holding a few books beside me and raise it into the air. The woman stares at the object as it comes crashing down upon her skull. She flies backwards and smashes her head against a copier, sliding her body against it and onto the floor. Blood drips off of the shelf as I swing it again. The sounds of crunching mixed with the yells from people around me are wonderful. I smash her head in. A sharp pain shoots into my back. I spin around furiously to stare into the frightened eyes of a woman. I swing at her with my shelf and knock her to the ground. I reach for my back to find a sharp pencil inside of it. I yell and launch at her with it. It goes through her eye, and snaps in half. She screams like nothing I have ever heard before. I hear her horrible pain and smile as she curls up on the floor, rolling around like a dog. "You like that don't you! YOU LIKE THAT DON'T YOU FUCKER. You enjoy the pain huh? You want more? I'll fucking stab you until you're dead!" I say this as I drop the shelf and fall to my knees, grabbing the pencil and stabbing her face over and over. I raise the broken pencil towards the ceiling and force it into her cheeks. Blood shoots into the air underneath the pale, yellow light of the room. Her neck is so easy to stab. It is so smooth and soft, like butter. I smile as the refreshing, red water splashes against my face. The liquid runs over my knees on the ground. My heart shakes my entire body. I breathe. I shiver. I sweat.

I stand up, balancing myself against the wall. I hear no more screaming. I am alone inside of the building. I feel dizzy. The room begins to spin. I slowly make my way out of the automatic doors that I came in not twenty minutes earlier. The rays of the sun blind me as I step out into the thick, city air. Shielding my face from the heat, I see people running in the distance. They all are cowards. Every single one of them is a pathetic coward. They deserve to die. They deserve to bleed. A scrawny man holding a briefcase looks at me surprised, adjusting the black glasses on his face. He doesn't understand what is going on. He is an oblivious moron. I approach him with a grin as he steps back in a startled gesture. I run and tackle him to the ground. The frames on his glasses crack against the concrete below and slide against the sidewalk as the briefcase opens up, revealing a .44 magnum inside. He rubs his head in pain and attempts to stand on his feet. "My glasses!" he yells. I quickly leap for the gun in the briefcase and aim it at his pale skin. I pull the trigger.

The gun paints the afternoon breeze with a chaotic brushstroke of fire, blood, and metal as the man's lifeless body falls against the cold concrete below. I enjoy the satisfying explosion that I cause and shoot him in the head once more, smiling ever so brightly. An elderly woman turns the corner of the building and stares at the man. I hold the gun tight in my hand and shoot her in the stomach. She closes her eyes and lets out a moan, tripping to the ground. I walk up to her and shoot her in the back three times. The sound of the gun firing is music to my ears. I laugh violently and continue pulling the trigger, but nothing else comes out. I throw it to the ground and wipe the sweet from my forehead. I stop and take a look around me. Everyone has left.

The building I have worked in these past eight years has sat on a large cliff, overlooking a beautiful valley. I never have been able to go there for my lunch breaks because my boss wouldn't allow it, nor have I been able to see it in the daylight because the sun sets by the time I get off work. I don't think anyone will care now. I walk around the building and head up the hill. The grass is so green up here. I walk for about five minutes and reach the top. I stand over the green grass, overlooking the incredible mixture of red and yellow hues that dance over the valley. The sunlight washes over the turning trees as clouds float above me. The wind blowing against my face feels so nice and calm. I look around me, and notice that I am alone. It is so peaceful. It is so quiet. I take a deep breath and lend my arms out to the wonderful isolation. I touch the air. It is great. I close my eyes and smile. This is the most amazing thing I have ever experienced in my life. This is a feeling that I can not quite describe. I have been searching for it for so long and have finally found it. Tears fall down my face and land into the soil below as I glisten my white teeth in the sun.

The smooth wind rushes past my face as I fall into the valley. The world calls me forth, and welcomes me with cheerful arms. Tears fly behind me, disappearing and twinkling into the air. I feel no pain. I feel no suffering. I feel no depression, no sadness, no happiness, no confusion, no bewilderment, no wonderment, no feeling at all except for pure euphoria and joy. I touch the gentle hands of God, and speak to the trees. I see the earth forming, beginning with a wondrous chaotic explosion that turns from ashes to water, from water to ice, from ice to green, and from that comes everything that has ever lived and that has ever died. I see the beautiful creation of life. I see the peaceful tones of death. I smile so fiercely, and grab the dirt below as I become one with nature.


Anyway, onto the news... exciting. I made a new drone song which so far has gotten some nice feedback, although I always could use some more! It is a 6 minute drone song. Check it out here. I just posted my first flash in a long time by the way. After months of work, here is The Par Box 2. Expect a lot of other flashes and things to come out within the next month. I am working on creating my first album, so that should be fun. Finally, my tootsie roll pop parody thing I am doing with Sh0t-D0wn is working out real slow. Should be done in a couple of week... Little flash coming out that i voiced for by JonBro... Final Episode of Snowy coming out by ebolaworld... a secret flash im not suppose to talk about coming out by unkown... a halo parody coming out that i voiced in by Nicholas-Deary... A flash about some angry camels coming out... and thats about it. I will be writing a few more things so stay tuned for that if you like reading my stuff. I am also coming out with more music. Lot's of little projects. That's it!

A picture of a turtle:

Gagsy NG User Fan Fiction - Drone Music - Tootsie Roll Commercial

Posted by FatKidWitAJetPak - October 25th, 2010

Recently I've been practicing some meditation techniques and out-of-mind experiences. I have also been a bit moody the past three months, probably because of these silly hormones, but am using this depressed state of mind to write and create music. I really enjoy expressing my state of mind and have found that it is most successfully accomplished through making music and writing. I created a song called "Breathe With Me" that focuses on many topics including love, lose, isolation, life, nature, and breathing. I have received some wonderful feedback on it and have gotten #1 of the week and front page. I am really overwhelmed from the recognition its getting! Thanks Newgrounds. :)

Now then... getting high with music is something like meditation. Perhaps when your in the mood, all alone in your room at 1AM with the lights off, you can put on your best pair of headphones and close your eyes while listening to breathe with me. If you want, write your experiences in the review section or comment below. It is always nice to read what other people see in the music.

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If you want to use that for your halloween flash move or game... let me know! :)

Anyway, onto a less serious topic. I am working on a flash animation with Sh0t-D0wn about the depressing life of an owl and a perverted turtle who are constantly being harassed by this kid who wants to know just how many licks it really takes to get to the wholesome center of a tootsie roll pop. JOY. I am writing for the halloween contest. It is going to be about a user here on Newgrounds who decides to go on a rampage.

OH AND I GOT FALLOUT NEW VEGAS. OMFG. I got a TV set up in my dorm. Shit is going down.

Posted by FatKidWitAJetPak - October 5th, 2010

Hey Newgrounds. I have been practicing really hard recently on creating atmospheric progression that set up the background for dead worlds, horror like atmospheres, and outright creepy shit. I put a lot of work into these ambient tunes and would love to have them used in animations and/or games here on Newgrounds, specifically for the halloween contest. I currently only have three composed, but would love to make one for you. The ones I would recommend are Dead Snow and Ruby Moon.

If you want a song from me in your game / animation, please leave a comment below or send me a PM. I also have a lot of experience in voice acting here, so if you need any of that from me I'll give it a shot.






I won 3rd Place in the Madness Day Literature Contest. WOOHOO! Its only one BBS post long... so why not check it out? Oh, and I am coming out with a movie about the Tootsie Roll Pop commercial with Sh0t-Down. Hell yes. I just got my Mystery Box from the Newgrounds Store. I am making a short little stupid movie about it. Hell yes. I went to a fraternity party in the middle of the woods two hours away from home, got sick at 3AM in the morning, and had to make sure a drunk didnt kill himself in the middle of a fire pit. HELL YES. I watched Larry Episode 2 and realized how remarkable the voice acting, animation, and sound work is in that. I mean holy tits that shit is REAL GOOD. Finally, I am trying my best to survive living on my own in my college dorm... ah shit.

Posted by FatKidWitAJetPak - September 15th, 2010

Personally, I think Newgrounds has some of the best fucking music ever made. It is full of little gems here and there that are filled with emotions. The audio portal s extremely underrated, you guys should totally check it out from time to time. Here are just a few of my favorites that I have found over the past few years.


TjK - Thaw


::Out of Mind::
Imaginary Friend

Dubstep / Drum N Bass

Hypnose NG Cut


Multicolour Octopus Ink...
Alice is Dead

Techno / Trance / Progressive

It's A Cold World
Midnight Mist

Hip Hop / Rap

A Soothing Touch
A Bit Of UnTiss
Big L Tribute


Perfect Morning
Urban Color

I could go on and on and on but I need to stop before this list gets way to long. Comment some links with your favorite music here, discuss, and stuff. Enjoy.

P.S. I write audio poetry reviews to certain, imagery based songs. If you have any that you think provide any sort of imagery, let me know and I will write a review to it. Check my audio reviews for some examples.

Oh and here is egoraptor trolling me in the credits to Mr. Literal. I loled.

What's Your Favorite Music On Newgrounds? + Need Reviews?

Posted by FatKidWitAJetPak - August 31st, 2010

I have been writing little stories here and there, mainly to music. I started writing lyrical things about a year ago and have grown into writing imagery based stories. I recently bought King Bastards "Beautiful Isolation" from the Newgrounds store and was really fucking impressed with his work. You can download it here or buy it and support him here. This is an ambient album, but he turned it into something completely different.

Anyway, his album inspired me to write my first short story, so I am going to listen to the album a few times and write one based on each of his songs. It will take a month or so, but I should be able to make it. I am also entering the Madness Day writing contest. I got 2nd place in writing for Robot Day so woopee! I actually ended up getting his album, a shirt, and some stickers with the store credit I got. Thanks Tom!

As for updates on animating and games, Jeff the Dinosaur is coming along nicely. I am in college now so things are a bit slow for me, but I'm gonna finish it! I am also voice acting for several projects including one of I-Smel's new games and working on an animation with Sh0t-Down. The Par Box 2 is still awaiting a sponsor, and i probably wont get one for it since its not really a game but a flash gadget to trip out on. Ah well.

Expect more stuff from me soon, including some photography like this pic below.

Im Writing A Story to KingBastard's "Beautiful Isolation" Album + Updates