FatKidWitAJetPak's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Orchestrated Death II]

Repetitive! Also, coding flaws. Good Graphics Tho.

Ok, so the reaon that MANIPULATE is most commonly chosen is because it is the first one to be registered in the coding... basically your code says on every second the card will be manipulate, summon, possess, manipulate, summon, possess, e.t.c. Since people most commonly click the card on the first second, they get manipulate... at least I know this for the first chapter because i clicked it immediatly like ten times trying to get a different card and then it hit me to try and wait... and i got a different one.

You shouldnt randomize the feature, and if you do you should tell the game not to choose the same card with a simple IF THEN statement. The graphics were nice. Deaths were very very strange and usually didnt make sense. I loled at the fat chick bomb. I can't find the secret medals, but i did manage to get the turbulence one where you click the plane on the 2nd chapter.

Had a nice style to it, ive seen games like this before and am usually pleased with them. It just was a bit annoying and repetitive.

Also, what the hell is the point of entering coins lol?

OzMafioso responds:

Thanks for the review :) Actually the random card is chosen before you even see the deal card screen. I'm glad you liked the death animation, but if by "they didn't make sense" you mean the way you kill them, consider the cards to be the way Death is forced to kill his victims and it will make more sense to you :)

Also, the coins are there for a retro feel... And maybe you should try entering 666 of them and choose Summon on the 1st chapter for an easter egg :)

Thanks for playing!

[Create an Uzzy]

Good job bud

Good job farren, you got front page! :)

Please stick to "It Loads" that is a cool trademark for your loading screens.

I love the pinis nose and the whale death, this has a great variety of items and features. A few bugs here and there and a few unorganized things, but other than that it was entertaining heh. Good job man.

farfenwaffle responds:

Awww! thanks fattie ol' buddy ol' pal! also, THEY HAVE NOSES? HOLY SHIT! AWESOME!

[Tetraform]

Damn...

Ive never seen anything like this. I always enjoy your complex programming capabilities. Even the idea is amazing. This has to be the coolest game Ive played this year. Everything is so original and it takes a good two hours to beat it all. I enjoyed every minute of it, wondering how my planet would look like the next wave and wondering what sorts of new and enjoyable enemies would pop up. The graphics were nice as well, offering a sort of indie style to the game that I enjoy seeing in games online. It seemed you turned an experimental idea into a wonderful masterpiece that can be turned into a great Iphone application!

Great job... you have a lot of talent.

P.S. Was that AS3?! That is top of the notch programming! I loved it!

Glaiel-Gamer responds:

It is AS3, I havent touched AS2 since 2007

[Xtreme 5 Min Shootemup]

Co-Author Xelu

That art was superb, and very original. It is rare to see art that good in games these days. He desrves a co-author so I would strongly recommend coing him. As for the programming, it was superb as well. Hell everything was superb. I loved this game and I was so glad you implemented medals into it. It is juusstt the right length and I loved the simple controls. I always enjoy your style colio, and the music was AWESOME.

Great job.

Coolio-Niato responds:

He's just on vacation at the moment, so I can't get his cobuddy. I will don't worry.

[Drop the Bomb (Medals)]

Terrible.

Graphics 10/10

The graphics were very well made with great textures and great backgrounds. Sadly, this is the only good thing I found in this game.

Play0/10

The gameplay is not original at all as it is just a simple quiz game with a so called "bomb" that gives you even ridiculously harder questions than the ones present! The difficulty need to be turned WAY down. I mean, who the fuck would care what the last name of some artists wife is? On top of the WHO WOULD KNOW? I ended up being able to miraculously get 10 right, but because you die after a measley 3 strikes with no checkpoints I could not continue.

Sounds0/10
The sounds get freaking annoying. I can't stand that music. even the correct and incorrect noises make me just want to shoot myself. You need to include a mute button in here for christs sake. I just muted my computer, of course, but hey wouldnt it be nice if you included a library of music to select from? Maybe 5 different song choices instead of one irritating loop.

Medals 1/10

Hey great medals! Yeah peopl are sure to LOVE this game now that it has medals! WRONG. The medals are entirely WAY to freaking hard. Get 25 questions in a row right? GET ALL OF THEM RIGHT? Barely anybody id gonna get that 100Point medal... hey at least I got 5 pts for failing.

Programming 4/10

The coding is easy to do and requires only simple frame and button coding knowledy like onPress() { gotoAndPlay("correct"). I would recommend using your art skills instead of your programming skills. Plus, there are tons of UNDEFINED bugs just laying around.

So anyway, I give you a 3 out of 10 for those reasons. I would recommend drawing art instead of making your own games. collaborate with a team of people. Sorry, but this needs some serious work.

pacdude responds:

God, after 8 years of making games, thank you for showing me the light.

The gameplay is fine, and yes, the questions are difficult. I would think that a challenge would be appreciated, but since your lowest common denominator public school ass couldn't handle these cultured questions, I suppose I'll throw in more Dragonball Z and Twilight quesitons. I stand by my questions and if you're not smart enough to play, then go watch Deal or No Deal and leave me alone.

My coding isn't as easy as it looks, and from the looks of your submissions, you're not good enough to carry yourself. I am, so I'm proud of it. Take your haterade and move the fuck on.

[-KS- Random # Generator]

LOL

Kevn you turn one simple idea into an orgasmic flash toy. I love you.

Ill use this for the sticker contest tHANKS! :)

Kevin responds:

I love you too!

[Da Pink Knight]

I loved it!

I got all the medals and won the game three times hah. It was freeaking hard because t ran super slow on my machine, but I got the patterns down in no time. People are complaining because this game takes stragety. Most flash games are easy to beat, so this is wake up call for noob gamers hah. I loved the idea and the intro made ma laugh. The only thing that made me sad was the ending. It was kind of dull. You should of had her rescue the castle crashers and then drag them back into the castle or something instead of showing a short explosion with her holding up a peace sign.

Well good job anyway. Thanks for making it, and the coding was superb. :)

MindChamber responds:

glad you liked it man. I agree about the ending. I lost the orginal and Had to scratch something out before picoday

[The Monster Art Collab]

LOL

Dude this was hilarious.. i had no idea you put my picture in there.. it wasnt even a drawing. xD

AND ALL THE DRAWINGS WERE FANTASTIC! What the hell is pie talking about?!

d-z responds:

Lol art all the same xD