*Man Im a neerrddddddd*

NOTE: I am still on newgrounds for a little bit because I have to finish judging the voice acting contest, voice act for several people, write a few things, and other mess that I just left in the middle of finishing it. However, I am only on for only a few hours every week. Since limiting myself I have increases my GPA by .3 points, now having a 3.2 out of 4.0, and am not nearly as depressed as i once was before. I have been able to focus much clearer, i can think about my future a lot better, and I havent screwed myself over in the long run too much hehe.

Also, I WILL STILL BE VOICE ACTING. i talked ot my supervisor and he suggested it would be a good idea to continue voice acting and writing since that is what I will be doing for parts of my future job. I just will limit myself. I thought that I didnt have the self-control to limit myself, because of my excruciating OCD, but I think that I can if I simply stay away from newgrounds for most of the time. I would prefer if you were to send your script to MY YAHOO, but if you dont have one send it here because I will be checking up on things every week or so.

AND I TOOK MY ACT YEEAAHHH!!!

So no, I am not completely quitting Newgrounds... rather i am not going to be on every single day like I use to. Ill be on probably every Saturday. So stop pestering me when you see me in the forums. >:I

killer_snail_with_a_jetpack@yahoo.com

Post before limiting myself to once a week.
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In 2007, I joined Newgrounds in hope of getting some of my creativity noticed. I began by doing the easiest thing I could think of, making crappy stick animations in flash. I was 14 at the time and really had no skills whatsoever. I had an imagination but I couldnt really jot it down on paper. I tried, submited some of the crapiest animations you will ever see in your entire life, and was slammed in the face with extremely low scores and a few blames. These embarrassing horrifying flashes are how most animators start out anyway, but I realized I just didnt have the talent for animating and found it tedious instead of fun. Instead I went onto making music and found that I actually had somewhat of a talent in music production. However, most of the time I used pre-set loops and couldnt afford a program that would expand my abilities other than pre-set loops. So, after 50 songs, I quit making music in August 2008 hoping to go back to flash and make a game. After a few months of hard work and figuring out coding, I submited this. That still is my favorite creation of mine and probably always will be. I decided I wasnt good enough to continue flash, however.

In October of 2008, I really started getting noticed. I realized that my true 'talent' was from voice acting. It took me a hell of a long time to get to that point, but woh it was worth it. I finally reached my dream of getting noticed. I tried as hard as I could, bought an AT2020 podcasting mic, and emailed many artists offering my help. With that I was involved in many projects that got front page and tens of thousands of views. Some of the outcomes from me voice acting really suprised me and made me somewhat overrated. ESPECIALLY in this. That wasnt even true voice acting. Whatever, it makes people laugh so im happy. After 11 trophies and months and months of practicing,over 10 million people had heard my voice and laughed. I felt really achieved but was blinded by this achievement, making it more than it was. As soon as I reached the end of summer, everything went downhill.

School. Good god. I hadnt focused myself in school since 8th grade. I focused myself on Newgrounds. I left my life and reality behind and engulfed my mind on newgrounds. The thing is, I loved every fucking bit of it. The forums, the hilarious flash videos, the kick ass songs that touch my heart and make me want to dance, the community of programmers, artists, musicians, designers, voice actors, animators, poets, writers, and everything else by everyone else that was newgrounds was my life. In my time here I have spoken to HUNDREDS of people. I was involved in over 200 projects, most that didnt see the light of day but all in all helped train me in my abilities. It was heaven. I loved chatting with other artists so much. I enjoyed going on StickAM and laughing my ass off with the hilarious guys and gals that come on there from NG. I smiled at the creativity I saw here and always was baffled at the amazing and spectacular talent this place has. Hell, Newgrounds could make a movie. Some of my best friends have come from this place. And they live half way across the world! Sam T, SpikeValentine, and Denzel-Crocker were my three main friends here. I talked to these guys almost every day, doing projects, writing, designing, and creating. I learned a lot from this place and will use this knowledge in my future career, if I ever get to that point...

Because I was so consumed by Newgrounds, I lost touch with reality. I didnt care about school. I didnt care about life or getting a job or getting a degree in college or anything. Bah, Ill do that paper another day I want to go on Newgrounds! Hey Nick, want to go to a party? No thanks I want to finish this game im trying to make. Want to go out to dinner? Nah Ill stay home tonight. Wanna live? No. I want to sit at my computer all day, every day, and live in this perfect world where I can freely scream cock at the top of my lungs without a care.

So what about school? Well I am a senior. Seniors need to do their ACT to get into college. Im pretty much the only kid in my class who hasnt taken the ACT. I am addicted to the computer. I can focus on anything school has to offer. I am failing my classes. I need to stand up, walk through the pile of crap on my floor, away from the dim light of my computer screen, open my door, go to my front door of my house, open it, and go out into the sunlight of life. Damn that sun burns, but its better than sitting here living with my parents for the rest of my life hoping I get a trophy for some shitty movie I just made now isnt it? I crave getting noticed, i admit that. I crave becomeing a game designer. In order to become one, I need to get into a game company that can pay me for my creativity. In order to do that I need to get into a college that can teach me the skills I need to become a game designer. In order to do that I need to get a good grade on my ACT score. In order to do that I need to study in school, focus on learning, and all in all make good grades in class. And of course in order to do all of this, I need to get off Newgrounds.

Man Im sorry to say this, but I am leaving guys. I meed to focus on life. Currently I am extremley depressed and a major cause of this depression is newgrounds taking life away from me. It might be amazing but life is more amazing. I can not just sit here and let each day go by without me getting up and seeing the world. I cant just be lazy and not study, i need money and I need a job and I need friends and I need a girlfriend, and I need a LIFE. I loved it here. Loved loved loved loved it wayyyy too much. Everything here was great. Truly. Its hard to leave, but I need to. In fact I am limiting myself on the computer. Like an hour a day or so. I might get on for skype, checking email, and school work, but other than that I am leaving!

I am halting all projects currently. Some stuff will be submitted with me co-authored because I voiced for it already. Jeff The Dinosour is still in progress, but it will be veerrryyy slow seeing as SimonG is the only one working on it right now. It will come out thought I promise. I will submit art works as well as some audio works every now and then.

So guys. Its been great. Thanks a lot to those who have supported me, and an extra big thanks to the fags who hated me because they showed me what I could do to improve. Except techno of course, hes just a fag. ;) <3 u techno. I might be back in a year or so when Im in college and give you all an update of how my life is. But until then, so long!

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So now I leave you with one word and one word only. Take it as some poetic inspirational quote if you must, or take it as just a funny five lettered word.

Cocks.

__MAJOR UPDATE__ September 18 2009

I am quiting Newgrounds. Its not because of newgrounds, or any people in it. In fact, I am quiting the computer period. No internet. No chatting. Nothing. Why? Because it is consuming my life. It is a drug. I cant focus on anything. I will be back in a year when I get my studies and school stuff done. I might be back once every month or something i dont know... but please, dont bother sending me a message regarding voice acting. I wont be able to do it. I am giving my computer away. I wont have access to the message. I hope that I can focus more on reality now that I am gone from this fantastic world where there are no problems besides internet drama... I love it too much. I need to focus on reality. I need to get a job. Hell, I need money. Plus the computer is a main source for my depression! I cant accept life when I walk out my door. I hate socializing. I want to just lock my door and get on my laptop, forever. Thats not a good thing.

Its been fun Newgrounds. Like HUGE fun. I would like to give a shout out to some of my best buds here... the list is so large I cant begin to type it. You know who you are guys. Everyone on StickAM, *except for you techno >:)* those kids who thought my voicing was hilarious, my MSN, AIM, and SKYPE buds, the haters who always called me a faggot I love you guys as well for teaching me litte things here and there, its been great. I just need to focus on my life guys! I cant sit in front of a screen all day or ill end up like a real fat kid... without a jetpack. A FatKidWitNoLife. Once I get out of school, I can focus on the computer. Focus on my dream. Ill be back I promise, but not for a very long time.

So long!!! <3

Thanks a lot for all these very helpful private messages and comments. I didnt expect this, it cheered me up.

*I will respond to all comments sooner or later. I am having trouble finding time to get on the computer at the moment. Thanks*

For those of you who have not been depressed, you will probably just think the stereotypical "Hey pansy SUCK IT UP" You would not understand exactly what depression is. Depression is something that you cant understand unless you feel it. Its an overwhelming emotion of nothingness. Hopefully I can do a good enough job of explaining it so you can help me out.

I have been sad for a long time, but I have found ways of getting around this sadness by explaining to myself that life is just full of shit and we have to jump over it. However, my sadness has grown much much worse and all of the happy go lucky perspectives I have had on the world have vanished. I have nearly lost touch with God. I feel so absolutely terrible that I have thought of suicide many times. I will be driving down the road and just start staring into space, feeling empty inside and as if all is hopeless. I dont know who to turn to. Some of my newgrounds buddies have helped me out a bit. My real life friends dont know, I dont wish to burden them with the fact.

I have pretty much lost all hope. I feel as if everything around me isnt there, but just a figment of my imagination. It seems so unreal, life. The complexity of it. I am so alone in this world and just wish I could fly away from it all. I dont want to live anymore. Life is full of all sorts of great things. Nature, friends, parties, God, birth, death, e.t.c. However, I dont care anymore. I feel so awful all of that just goes away. I cant become happy anymore. I dont have a lover, and seriously need one. My friends are fun to talk to but the feeling of happyness is short lived. I go right back to the deep and sad depression i had moments before. I dont want to take drugs, fuck that. That will just screw me up even more making me more depressed. I try listening to trance music, it just makes me seem so untalented.

I feel untalented because I have tried tons of things using my creativity such as designing, music, art, voice acting, programming, and have fallen flat on my face after realizing that I cant go past a certain level on each subject, making it impossible for me to use the talent for commercial use and make money. I can only use it to get some stupid 40 by 40 JPG image with a number on it. Some pointless meaningless trophy. Even that, I cant achieve alone. I have gotten one trophy from a game that I worked years on. And the game isnt all the great. Everything else I achieve on Newgrounds is by bsing my way to the top. I pm ultiple artists offering help and automatically get co-authored if my help prooves worthy enough, yet I only do about 10% of the work while everyone else is sweating as they finish the shadowing of the eyes in their characters, finishing the last 500 lines of code for the physics engine, composing the last instrument for the music composition. What can I do? Write some words on a piece of paper and call it a script. Oh I can scream into a mic and somehow get noticed as well. Big whoop.

Not only do I fail at my life long dream and focus, I fail at school. I make Cs and Bs. I cant get anywhere above a 3.0 average because I cant FOCUS. I try so fucking hard to focus it drives me insane. I just give up and waste my time engulfed in the light of my computer screen, making some response to some thread on some website no one cares about. I recently have gotten suspended from school for a week for trying to finish a music video I am working on as a project. I worked for 1 week filming, then needed to import the data on my laptop. I only could do this by using a computer lab in my school. Apparently, only people who have the class can use the computers. The teacher got pissed, reported me to the honor council, and i got a week os suspension for trying to go towards my dream. Well that makes a lot of sense now doesnt it?

Everything I try to do for happyness ends in deep sadness,s tronger than before. I try watching Tv and laughing at comedy shows, doesnt work. I try chatting with friends, doesnt work. I try Newgrounds. NOW THAT WORKS. to an extent. It works because I go away from reality, I engulf my entire being inside the computer. I dont care about anything else. I am addicted. when I go to bed at night, I feel so sad I just pass out. The thing is, I never cry. Even when the body of my dead grandmother who has picked me up from school for 15 years was put flat in my face I just shrugged and thought its just life. things live, things die. Nothing to it. I went to the funeral, felt a bit sad that she was gone, and got over it. I miss her yes, but I feel no grieve. I sometimes think that I am crazy. That I am one of those homicidal maniacs who one day will just snap and go on some shooting. Of course, I would never kill another human being. I have too much respect for other people.

I love making people laugh. I love seeing people smile because of me. I try to treat them as kindly as possible, respecting them and their opinions. I dont believe anyone has wrong beliefs because they obviously have a reason for believing them. Its almost as if I am sharing all the laughter while I am hogging all the sadness, pushing it so deep down into my soul that laughter no longer affects me. I just know what makes others laugh. At least I grow happy when I do make others laugh. that is the only thing I have found that truly makes me hapy so far. I dont understand. Who am I?

What am I doing here? Who will be my future lover? Why am I turned on by hentai and not real porn? How do I use my creativity to become succesful in life? What the hell am I going to use all of these calculus prolbems for? How did this guy make this amazing video? Why are the birds on those trees so beautiful yet I dont feel happy? Why do my parents constantly tell me im a failure? Why am I so dizzy all the time? Is there a God? Whats the point in me being here? Why am I so incredible stupid? Am I retarded? Why am I so different? Why can I not walk straight? Why cant I talk normally? Why do these things happen to me? Why did I try cybering to fufill my lust? How can I kill myself quickly? What would happen if I were to crash into that car? Why do I not care about current events? Why do I keep forgetting things? ..........

am so overwhelmed with thoughts and sadness... I dont know what to do Newgrounds. I need some serious help. Any comments would be appreciated. Thanks for reading my thoughts.

___UPDATES___

*I will come back every now and then and tell you how its been*

Front page post is a fun thing to do. I do it almost every 2 weeks... cause i have nothing better to do. Shutup. Anyway, things have been going pretty well for me recently and I am planning on doing many things by the end of Feburary including the creation of a 5 minute long flash movie about a depressed dinosaur named Jeff who works in an office building and is addicted to cream danishes... but thats a secret so SHHHHH. ***Let me know what you think about that script if you end up reading it. If you are interested in animating any part of Jeff, let me know! :)***

I am back in school so if you request voice acting from me, i am sorry if I do not get it to you in time. I will try my best to record though. Feel free to send me any requests you may need. In exactly one month, it is my 1 year anniversary of becoming a voice actor. i am no where near pro, and will need much more experience to go into commercial voice acting. My AT2020 mic has gotten me through a whole lot though. I hope to get better and better as time goes on. Right now I am confused on how I got so far with just one mic and some half assed voices I can do. Ah well, it sure is fun as hell to record for other people. i just entered the Pirate Voice Acting Contest and it is being animated by bobyb64. Listen to it if you care.

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So... about that apology thing. I have realized that I sound like a jerkass sometimes because ikeep saying im a voice actor. Some seem to get angry at me because I get awards for just screaming into a microphone. Well, I would like to admit that the only reason i have awards is because i am co-authored. I only have two awards won by my solo projects... the rest are just from collaborating in movies and games by voice acting. You must understand that voice acting is a major part of a cartoon and greatly increases the quality. I woudnt be co-authored if the author didnt think i did enough to be co-authored. I usually do comedy voice acting, but about three cartoons are coming out with some of my more serious qualities so I think it will take real talent to voice them. I hope I dont fail. :/

So yes, I apologize for boasting about my voice acting all the time. it really is attention whorish and I should stop. The only reason i am boasting is to attract people to my userpage so that more people will know about me if they need voice acting. I have good intentions, I just like to help people with their works. I mostly do everything for free anyway, except projects that make money. I have only been payed for two projects out of about thirty. i am not going to make any more posts boasting about achievements. So, uhh... yeaaaahhh. i just despise online drama and want no part in it. I just want to be friends with everyone yah know? Courrsseee thats kind of fucking impossible on the internet so GAHAHAGAGAFFAF.

__UPDATES__

- Voice acting for an actual video game, god im nervous. As you can see, the current voice actors kind of suck. they are just filler voices until they get new ones. Hopefully i can offer that.

- Working on starting the animation for Jeff The Dinosaur.
- Entering the Pirate Voice Acting Contest.
- Working on a book called Journeys with denzel-crocker
- Entering special effects using AS2 particle effects Fuse coding into music videos for a company.
- Voice acting, voice acting, voice acting for anyone who needs it.
- Working on getting my folder together for ABS.
- Getting the 4th VA competion ready to close.
- Working on applying to FullSail University for game design.
- Loving, caring, and being creative all at the same time.

Well, i am really dedicated to this voice acting thing and hope all goes good. Thanks a lot for those who have supported me all these months. Its been great. Now listen to this amazing video, and perhaps even look. Great song, truly.

HEY HEY! The winners of the 3rd voice acting competition were announced last week, and the 4th contest just started! There are money prizes so if you think you have what it takes to voice act into a microphone, then come on in and JOIN THE CONTEST.

More updates soon, stay tuned... :D

-------IF YOU NEED ANY VOICE ACTING, PM ME. Thanks.-------

THIS IS A VERY LONG JOURNAL POST. Skip to the bottom for updates for those who dont care about my mission trip. :)

Ok so for those of you who have cared where the hell I have been, I have been on a week long mission trip to florida, which seriously was one of the greatest experiences of my life. I learned so much and would like to share it with those of you who, yet again, give a flying rats ass. If you dont care about my experiences, continue on down to see my updates and what I can offer to do for you... if err.. you give a crap. JUST READ DAMMIT.

::Sunday:::

On Sunday I dragged myself into one of the two vans parked in front of Sherwood Presbyterian Church at 5:45 in the morning. I was sitting next to a girl who I had recently met and would like to get to know named Ashley. She had light grey eyes which turned to light blue depending on the lighting of the environment and wore dark pink makeup below her eyes, making her appearance pretty awesome in my opinion. She also was known to always wear her hair short, spiked up at the ends. Six others were seated around us. Since the van had three main rows and two seats up at front, the van could sit two per row. This meant that there was no one between us and we could have our own conversations.

The two vans departed at 6AM and I began to get to know her. Usually we would have a limited hour every sunday for youth group to talk so we didnt know eachother very well. All I knew was that I thought she was a nice looking girl. We started talking after taking a good nap and we laughed at almost everything we talked about. The two kids seated in front of us also joined in and talked with us. The two in the back talked amongst themselves and the driver and other guy in front barely talked at all. After a good 13 hours or so of driving on the road, stopping at gas stations, eating snacks in the back, laughing and joking about many things; the things you do when your trapped in a van for all day.

When we arrived at the church we were spending the night at about 7PM, we got out of the van as anyone would do and headed straight for the gym to set up our beds in three separate rooms. Ashley was know in short shorts pajamas and a tank top. I didnt think her appearance could have gotten any better but it did. I still thought I was only attracted to her looks, although I found her very funny and intriguing. We played about 6 rounds of air hockey while some other played basketball and our church leader changed the diaper of her 1 year old son. Three children were with us, but luckily we only had to hear their whining for one night since they usually stayed in rooms away from us. Alex, however, was a very likeable child and everyone thought he was the cutest. I still laugh when I think about all the things he did when we were around him. After a few rounds of air hockey with Ashley, I went into my room to get into some comfortable clothes and she barged in hanging by the door wearing barely any clothes and said, "NICK, TIME FOR ANOTHER ROUND!" This made my friends and I crack up when she left the room. Lmao, we all are perverted.,

At around 11PM we all went into our rooms and went to bed after a short bible discussion. I couldnt stop thinking about Ashley. I fell asleep at about 1230PM.

:::Monday:::

We all dragged ourselves out of bed at 6AM, took a shower, and went on the road at 7AM. We had the same seats and van arrangement because everyone seemed to like where they choose to sit. Ashley and I talked for ever with the two infront of us, and slept, and ate, and pretty much everything else we did the day before. I began to notice that none of our conversations were very... mature. Im usually the guy who makes everyone laugh but we didnt have one intellectual conversation. I also noticed some other things that might suggest she wasnt the age I thought her to be. I asked her her age. She replied, "13".

At that moment I just kind of sat there staring at her and casually said, "oh ok." and then looked out the window for a bit. Thirteen? An eight grader? What the hell. She looked at least 15. Just so you know, I am 17. So here I was sitting and flirting with an immature 13 year old. Well call me a pedophile and slap me in the face. I thought to forget the going out idea because... well i think it is blandly obvious. I could still be her friend though because I laughed with her many times.

At the end of the day when we arrived at the church in Florida that we were supposed to help build a dock, paint, and do whatever they requested, I found myself even more attracted to her. I had no idea what the hellw as wrong with me, I just really liked her more than any other girl I have talked to. I talked to my sister and she suggested to go for it, as well as one of my best friends here on NG so I decided to try to date her just as a little experiment. I got to know the guys in my room and we laughed like crazy when I talked about it, and they suggested to go for it as well if I really liked her. They thought she was attractive as well apparently. She was going to be a freshmen as well, so it wasnt that bad.

We set up our beds and one of my friends said, "Hey Nick, play that piano song you showed me earlier for everyone" I had shown him a song I have been working on for about a year now and he was amazed so he wanted me to play it for everyone. I said, "Wait what?" and everyone surprisingly nudged me to play it as a fall asleep song. So I thought I might as well, and it might even impress Ashley. I got to the piano and played my 5 minute long solo and everyone was like HOLY COW. I had no idea it was that great of a song. It inspired me to record it and post on Newgounds though, so audio portal here I come. I fell asleep trying to figure out why I liked Ashley so much. I realized she wouldnt be able to actual understand how to love back since she was so immature and that put me in one hell of a position.

:::Tuesday:::

We woke up at 630AM without showers and drove for 30 minutes to some camp and began digging up stumps, roots, thorns, trees, bushes, all that jazz you see in a forest to make way for a new cabin to be built there. Ashley and I talked a little bit, but we mainly had to focus on our jobs. At 330PM we took a small shower and swam in their pool for 45 minutes. Her top almost came off because it wasnt tied correctly but our church leader realized it wasnt tied correctly. Good thing too, that would have been as awkward as hell.

When we were in the pool I realized, as I slowly began to before, that she did not like me back in the way I liked her. In fact she had some crush on another 13 year old named Josh, a really funny guy and really mature for a 13 year old, who did not like her back the way she liked him. Oh yeah and Josh hated Ashley which I found ironic as could be.

We went back to the church in florida at about 5PM and hung out for 6 hours doing whatever. At this moment she asked me if I liked her and I said yes and she was flattered but it was sort of telepathically mentioned that we could just be friends. I was really depressed that night but everyone wanted me to play that piano song again. I did, and it sounded even greater than before. I still felt god awful.

:::Wednesday:::

This was the day when I came into realization that Ashley was EXTREMELY immature, never once had she had an actual intellectual conversation, she was irresponsible, annoying at some points, selfish, hurt other peoples feelings by telling them to their face that she just didnt like them *she liked me as a friend*, she never worked when she was supposed to, she was weak, she whined all the time, and she just didnt understand how to socialize because she had been home schooled since pre-K.

This really got a lot of my chest, however, and after painting a hallway, planting 25 plants, building a fake dock, cleaning up the church, and doing some landscaping I realized that she was all of the things mentioned above. She repeated these negative descriptions for the rest of the week. I slowly trailed away from her. Im sitting her right now and dont give a fuck about her honestly, she needs to grow up. Of course, I need to stop thinking with my testosterone dont I? Thats the only thing I can think of that made me want to go out with her... she was really the only attractive girl there hahahah. Too bad her personality was Shit.

After a very hard day of work, about 7 people came up to me and asked me to play the piano again. I was shocked really, seeing as I had already played it twice before. Apparently they wanted more. The final time I played this piano sitting in the room we slept in, I realized that I had finally gave up on Ashley.

I still was with her all the time, however, because she was in my group. I tried being her friend... but damn she does NOT know how to socialize at all. I went to bed after playing the piano and texted my sister what I thought about her, and she agreed that she to had realized she was annoying as hell.

:::Thursday & Friday:::

HURRAY!!! Today was the day we went to Walt Disney World! We packed our bags and went into the van to travel to disney world. We woke up at 6AM and got there at 9AM. We were split up into small groups. I was with my sister Greer, the 13 year old Josh, and of course Ashley. We had planned these groups before we got to know each-other properly. *Ashley was knew to the church so no one knew her that well.* I supported Ashley in asking Josh out because I still respect her as a human being and wasnt going to be a dick. Im not the one to hate anyone. Im just not that cruel of a guy. We walked and talked and saw all the wonders of Epcot and the main magic park. It was fun. I hated that greer and ashley fragged josh and I on every single kiddy ride, but josh and I began to become good friends. So did the rest of the guys. We all talked in our room until 12PM about the stuff we did and cracked up about me going out with Ashley. I found myself talking like a jock, in fact, and am glad to be here back to newgrounds continuing to be the nerd I am supposed to be. YO DOG, HOWS IT HANGING.

I could tell you, in detail, what we did at walt disney world, but that would be boring. Heres what we did: SPENT MONEY.

:::Saturday:::

On Saturday we all got up and went back to the first church we stayed at, getting up at 6AM and arriving at 10PM. Basically this day I sat in a van talking with everyone, and Ashley, for some odd reason, only TEXTED me. she barely said a word. And then she got all pissed off for some weird reason. I dont really care about her anymore because, like I said, she i way to immature to be around. I was having conversations with greer about god and things and Ashley said, "Jeez you guys are putting me to sleep."

:/

:::Sunday:::

Finally, today today TODAY I am back home!!! WOPHEE!! I feel great and refreshed and and and.. oh man its great to be home! I learned a lot. I learned that us men are attracted to the weirdest and craziest people, simply because the sexual hormone peak for the man is at 18. HURRAY.

----OTHER STUFF----

- I am working on a small series called Jeff The Dinosaour.
- I am voice acting for some people. If you need any, just PM me.
- I am going back to school in two weeks, blargh. >:(
- I am gonna get an actual girlfriend as soon as I get back in school because damn I hate being alone. :P
- I am voice acting for SickDeathFiend! I am a huge fan of his work so im happy.
- I am coding a part of a website.
- I am recording a piano song that I have worked on for a year.
- I am writing lots of movies and things for Sam T, ebolaworld.
- I am finishing up my clock day submission WITH MEDALZ.
- I am gonna take a 40 hour nap because im freaking tired.

THATS IT!

Oh... hey how ya doing. So here is what I am going to be working on for next month. And no, I am not gonna whore out my voice acting for this post very very very very surprisingly. This month has been really slow for me, but it is about to catch up once i get my mic stand fixed. *damn cheap stand* I am working on a submission for Clock Day, which will truly show my best animating skills. I never really animate here on Ng, but I think I have found a unique style that everyone might enjoy. COUGH. I am also voice acting and writing permanently for ebolaworld, voice acting for several projects for The Power of Three, and I am working in 3 real life jobs all about netwroking and computer stuffings. OH. And D-Day Defender got top of the month! AWESHUM. Thanks guys. :D

By the way, I am working on a site... its not your normal website.

So the only reason you came here was either because you think im sexy, no innapropriate joke intended, or that you want me to make you a forum sig. I have made several forum sigs for several users and all of them seem to enjoy them. So, for this week and this week only I will make any forum sig you need. Just tell me what you want and I'll do it for yah. :)

-_-___STUFF IM WORKING ON___-_-

- A contest for a show for FOX
- Some games for The Power Of Three
- Judging the 3rd Monthly Voice Acting Contest
- Voice Acting for anyone who needs it
- Going to a RAVE tommorow possibly with this newgrounds user.
- A Flash for Clock Day WITH MEDALS
- A game for the PC
- The largest pancake ever made

Well, that's about it for this post. See yah later, and please comment to fill my massive ego.

P.S. Read this line for no real reason in particular.

HEY ITS TIME FOR ANOTHER FONRT PAGE POAST. WOPEE!

So anyway, this month has been extremely successful for me. D-Day Defender got over two million views online, TacoMan: The Gamemaster 3 got daily second, and some other awesome movies came out. Go ahead and check them out! All in all, I managed to get 5 trophies this month! AND ITS ALL THANKS TO YOU GUYEZ!! I did not expect people to enjoy my voice acting so much... I just thought people wouldnt like it. I was wrong wrong WRONG. Thanks guys, really.

So I have always wondered who here like it... I have gotten a lot of feedback, but I really would like to know just who enjoys my acting. And if you do, please say why! I have never heard anyone say WHY they enjoy it. So if you would like to stronlgy help me out here, make a comment on why/if you enjoy my acting. If you have never heard of me before, check out my stuff or something. :D PUHLEAZE. And if you ahte my voice acting, say why as well! :o

"HEY FATBOY I DIDNT COME HERE TO HEAR YOU BRAG YOU SLIMY PIECE OF WALRUS CRAP"

:D Right you are imaginary friend! So enough about my whorish lifestyle, I have a couple of announcements to make.

--> 4 Days left in the Voice Acting Competition! *2 Judges are still needed!*
--> This movie is OVERRATED!
--> This movie is UNDERRATED!
--> I'm an attention whore! Learn from my mistakes.
--> Sam T gets turned on by cheese sandwiches!
--> Ice-cream rap got #1 of the week in audio portal.
-->I am voice acting for a PC game called SWIFT.
--> This Flash is HILARIOUS.

I am currently voice acting for Makeshift, dec-1310, WCCC, KwikToon, and maybe JonBro, AlmightyHans, and BigFoot3290.

Well, thats it! So please comment if you like my voice acting. And add me to your fav artist list if you like. THANKS FOR THE AWESOME SUPPORT NEWGROUNDS!

THE WINNER FOR THE STICKER CONTEST WAS RANDOMEXPLOIT.

Well its been two weeks so that means I get to make another FRAONT POAGE POAST. Well, here it is. Marvelous ain't it? You better read all this and comment or so help me god i will throw a rock at your window and then you'll be terrified.

So anywhotywho, I am a voice actor here on NG and have voice acted for over 30 movies and games including the ever popular Robot Dinosaurs, D-Day Defender, and this thing that no one has seen but me and a rat. If you choose me to voice act for your movie, I guarantee you will be pleased. I can fo over 10 different voices including young, old, crazy, evil, happy, gay, terrified, and others all in over 15 different charecters! This means I can voice act for pretty much any character you need me to voice act for EXCEPT FEMALES. Thats the only thing I can't do sorry. :'(

I use a high quality podcasting microphone and have figured out a way to make everything sound crystal clear with a PTT and BTT filter thingy. I hope you choose me to voice act for you! I will do the lines the day you ask me to do them as long as I do not have work to do. If I have work to do, I will do your lines ASAP and then send them to you in a .mp3 format in high quality but low file size. So go ahead and send me a PM buster!

Well... that's it. The only other thing I forgot to mention is that I got #1 of the week in the audio portal for the third time and for the second time in the voice acting genre... so uhh listen if you give a flying rats ass.

THAT'S IT!

COMMENT HERE AND I WILL SELECT A RANDOM PERSON TO SEND AN ANGRY FAIC STICKER SIGNED BY ME! This is because I have an extra sticker and I really don't know what to do with it...

Driving down the road in my ice-cream truck...

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HAPPY D-DAY!!!
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So if you need some voice acting done for any projects you might be doing, I will gladly record any voices you need for your movies or games. I can do over 10 different voices and make TONS of sound effects. Some of you may know me from Robot Dinosaours, but all I did was roar so this probably shows my potential better. ;) Other works I have voice acted for are for the upcoming Taco-Man: Game Master, a D-day game with medals thats coming out in a week, the new Sketched episode, and A whole lot more! I use a high quality podcasting microphone BTW so the voices are always in great quality!

just send me a PM if you need me to voice for your next thingy thing thang thong.

OH and by the way, i hacked newgrounds. How?.. well... all I did is to get a youtube video to play automatically and therefore play music on my userpage. Not really hacking, but it so freaking hard to get it to do that here. xD

Thank you for your time. >:3
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__Things to do__ *more of a personal note and these lines have not been given yet by the way*

Voice act for Swift
Voice act for DanMasterFlash
Voice act for Calicard
Voice act for Mindchamber
Voice act for Alien movie
Voice act for1 hour long zombie movie
Slap zrb in the face with a fish

___I SUMMON TRANCE MUSIC___

Yeah thats right, music. Don't ask how i did it because im not telling! :'(

So summer is about to begin and all of the game developers are rushing to grab musicians, voice actors, coders, and artist to make an awesome game. The reason is because Summer is when most people have free time. *Especially the strong, handsome young men like me who get out of school* Tom Fulp decided to make The Power of Three post dedicated to this.

So if you need a writer or a voice actor, I'm here to help! It doesn't have to be for the power of three either. So just send me a PM or leave a comment and I will do my best to suit your needs!

Here is some voice acting for ebolaworld that I just did. *Its pac-mac apparently*

Pacmawwwnnn

And here is a game I wrote and voiced *Not completed EDIT: REMOVED FOR SECURITY REASONS. PLEASE PM Xeptic IF YOU WISH TO BE GIVEN THE LINK. Thanks. :)*

I hope I can help! I have voiced for over 20 online movies and games, 12 which are coming out this month! I use a high quality podcasting microphone.

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So anyway I have decided to put one of my games on the IPHONE
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Anyone that can offer any help would be strongly appreciated and put into the special thanks section of the credits. The app is expected to receive over 100,000 downloads if I post it. But what game is it? ITS PANCAKES! Just kidding. Im pretty sure I would give hundreds heart attacks or something from how god awful that game is... P.S. Medals could not be added to the game because it was made with AS1. PM Tom Fulp if you dont believe me. ;)

The game that I am going to put onto the Iphone is -> The Par Box <-. I have been working on this game for months now and have finally posted it to Newgrounds, but for the Iphone I am planning on adding a list of ambient music to choose from, 50 more effects, the ability to add these effects as a screensaver, and improve the crappy intro.

Well, please comment! I hope to hear from you!

Now as for this new layout.. I HATE IT SHIT. >:(

DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE