FatKidWitAJetPak's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Alfred's StoryofChristmas]

Ok well

1/10 for the humor.

9/10 for the graphics.

That is pretty self explanatory. Great art, but it wasnt funny at all. You have some good material and I loved the way you colored some things thats preety cool. You just need a different writer, which is just fine. Some of the most famous artists cant write at all. Good luck.

[Poor Miyawr Roar]

THIS

"MEOWWAAAARRRRRWWWWW" he said as he looked into my eyes with a glare so fierce it burned into my skin. I stepped back. My heart was racing. I could feel the sweat dripping down my body. He took a step towards me and glared his pointy teeth. I grabbed for the gun in my back pocket, I had to move quickly or fear the worst. I jumped back and thrusted my arms forward, pulling the trigger. The sound errupted the silence and a piercing scream filled the air. Blood trinkled onto the floor benneath my feet. He was hit.

I turned around and ran as fast as I could. I ran out the door and found an old black lady standing, holding a chain dangling with rusty keys. She frowned at me and started to jangle the keys at my face. Terrified, I ran even faster. I ran past the old lady and into the distance. I had no idea where I was. It started growing dark. Everything became silent. All I could hear was the heavy breathing of my lungs.

I tried feeling around but grabbed nothing bu the thick darkness around me. I then felt a strange liquid on my feet. It smelled awful. Suddenly, I ran into a wall. I grabbed my forehead and cursed. The emptiness behind me had dissapeared and I was now in a narrow chamber with a door. I banged at the door and screamed "FREE ME!! OWW! ROAR! FREE ME OW ROAR!! FREEMEOWRAWR!!!" The door swung open and i fell into a large grassy forest.

I looked up and saw two cats dancing. I screamed and got into a fetal position, shaking back and forth. I started to hear guitars and two people singing. The voices grew louder and louder and blood rushed down my face. I got my gun and pointed it to my head. Make it stop make it stop! FREEMEOWRWAWRFREEMEAOWARFREEMO

I pulled the trigger and everything went black. The only thing that could be seen was a small tank over a square that said PLAY. Then it started again, and I found myself staring at the eyes of a large cat.

[Snowy VI: Camp Death]

I loved it!

i dont understand what everyones problem is... the jokes are very witty and the humor is its own unique style that always makes me laugh. I love the facial expressions you give the characters like when the girl is being dropped off she just crosses her eyes. That gets me everytime.

The graphics are great and always are enjoyable to look at. I like the details you pay attention to on each movie clip and background. In the cabin, for example, had a complex drawing of each log yet it was only seen for 10 seconds or so. Haha, the ten scene with rina chan also makes me laugh. Everything makes me laugh really.

Keep it up Sam, lets go for the next Tacoman: The Game Master next. *Featuring a very depressed raccoon*

[newgrounds xmas boner]

That

Was incredible. No seriously, that style was hilarious.

Thank you so much. HO HO HO HO. HOOOO HO HO HO. HOOOOOOOO HO HO-

Boom.

[|~Snow Snow For Lucy~|]

Truly A Work of Art

Sometimes I rate ten just because I laughed at a movie enough to make me want to vote ten. Sometimes I rate ten because the movie had decent animation or plot. I rate ten on newgrounds because I never think there can be an animation any better than those that I rate ten, an animation any better because most people here are amature and aspiring flash artists who need that inspiration. This ten, however, is a ten that would be given at the highest animation contest in the world. If it were rated on the newgrounds level, I would need a few hundred more stars. Want to know why?

Because I loved it.

This movie is a quality that can not really be described in words. It is so touching to the heart that one just has to experience it. No one can possibly read about it and feel its emotion. the only thing words will do is make them want to see it. I will do my best to explain to you what i felt.

First off, this movie brought tears to my eyes. The facial experessions that you gave each character were brilliant and real. The voice actors were incredible and everything was designed beyond expectations. I was very glad that you made the sounds high quality, because they really distracted me from the lowered quality of the graphics. The lowered quality, however, did not take away the joy and I was very glad that it didnt. This movie was done so well that the lowered quality could not possibly take away the brilliance of it. I cant imagine what this will be like when I buy the DVD. I will show it to all my friends.

The little girls eyes always attracted me. They seems to just stare right into mine and as the movie progressed I started to really grow on the character and care for her. The doctor, with his misunderstood mind made me feel sorry for him rather than get angry at him. I really felt connected to them. I felt for the girl and i felt for the doctor. I felt for the little catipillar she always carried around with her. I felt for her real dad who dieds in some battle and lost her arms in an explosion. Great character development.

The plot was wonderful as well. I know you wanted to make this 45 minutes long, but you decided to cut it down to 22 which was a bold move and made each and every second not wasteful at all. Every scene seemed like it needed to be in there, nothing was pointless. Each line seemed like it shouold be there. Each movement should have been made in order to get a point across. Everything was tied so nicely together! Everything connected!

The voice wacting was the best i have heard in a long time. Each charcter studdered when they needed to, each character sniffed when they needed to, each character sounded happy when they needed to, sad, angry, frustrated, shy, e.t.c. Wonderful! The sounds were great as well! Plastic, metal, scratching, creaking of gears, hydrolics, all of these sounds molded together to create a very vibrant scene. finally, the music brought everything together and really flew with the animation like magic. It put that final touch on it that brought it to life.

The art. Ahhh the art! You have such a simple style that is frame by frame, and really looks great! You are very talented at body movement, facial expressions, hand gestures, anatomy! Even though the art was simple, the backgrounds were complex, and everything was done so well. I always gazed in awe at the wonderful look on the characters faces in certain situations. These gestures made me laugh when a character laughed, made me cry when a character cried, and made me surprised when a character was surprised! i felt as if I was there. The art engulfed me into this movie and took me on a wonderful journey into the mind of a wonderful and talented artist. Good job Man.

I remember when we talked about you making this movie 9 months ago. I was sitting next to a tree on the gof course late at night and we were talking about God remember? Then you mentioned something about putting the movie on newgrounds and I was like hell yeah go for it! you are so modest, I didnt realize it was this wonderful. You have sme true talent. Praise God

SpikeVallentine responds:

"This ten, however, is a ten that would be given at the highest animation contest in the world. "
dude lol. I love exagerations. (HALF JOKING!) I take you sincerely.

Thank you for your opinion and appreciation.
Whatever God has blessed me with, all the Glory to Him.

Cool review. Hmm that's the nice thing about art and life, everyone's got their own opinions and choices. The art could be 10 times better, i've out grown this project. Wait till you see our next story. Hmmm I think you did well, with explaining your experience, hehehe nice read.
Oh yeah! AHHAHAHAH!!!!! Yes I remember. hahaha.

thanks for your time! <3

"Praise God"
AMEN!

[Short; Candy Corn]

SAW IT COMING

Hahahahhaahaha...

Ok but seriously, screamers are against the rules here on Newgrounds and an artist like you doesnt need to get banned! D:

[Another Christmas Thingy]

LOL

The style was really unique and the voice overs were hilarious. I loved the way you synced it up so well. The animation was very smooth and there wasnt any lagging at all. I havent seen this sort of original humor in a while, keep it up! This is underrated in my book.

[Visitors]

Wonderful

When most people see this they will get distracted by the sex scene. most will not understand its true meaning and we have to come into terms with that. However, after really examining this I realized a few things. For one, I understood the poetic value of this. The style was so unique and fascinating that it really was different from anything that I have ever seen before. It showed you, the artist, thinking about sex during mass because you just want to be free. You dont want to hold back that thought and you dont want to hold back drawing it either. You dont want to close your bars because of society belief. You just want to be free. And you want to sometimes die and wash away the stink from this world, which you believe to be you. Although, suicide you know very well is not the answer and there are positives in this world and what you make of it is all from your own perspective. Everyone wants something strange, just not everyone is able to admit it. You also put in a sense of comedy in here. I loved the list of things you made describing what you should do in life that really cracked me up. haha.

So anyway, thats my perspective on this. I really enjoyed its uniqueness it was so oooo soooo unique. Good job man, you have some great talent that I hope more people look past the hentai and regonize the talent.

d-z responds:

You are a talented voice actor, merry christmas fatkidwithajetpak :-)

[Grinch Who Touched Xmas!]

Omg

That voice acting was amazing. I LOVED it when the sound from Law and order would play and interrupt the song.. like 4 times lol. And the fact everyone talked to that deep voice was even funnier.

Thanks, this was great.

[Mammoth]

Niiccceee

I loved the plot in this one. The caveman didnt even seem to care it was an alien, he was just like UGH THREAT UGH and then managed to come up with a very easy and simple plan to destroy the nemesis. Then he used his own spaceship to create a freezer hahah.

At first I thoought you were going to show your theory on how the ice ae started... but this was even better!

Awesome and original job, I hope to see more.